
A soothing Costa Rica sunset picture, courtesy of my daughter. I should make a point to look at soothing sunset photos before I ever open up my “MyHealthOnline” app.
I am not a fan of the “My Health Online” app.
It notifies me of test results instantly before anybody with any medical sense can explain them to me first. I am not a doctor. I did not want to be a doctor. One of the things I know most certainly about myself is that I would make a terrible doctor. So why is my healthcare app treating me like one, sharing information with me with the ridiculous notion that I should understand these things?
Because health information shows up so quickly there! Lab results, scan results, imaging results: as soon as they are in the system, the system alerts my phone, and my phone notifies me. I’m sure the news goes to my doctor at the same time, but since my doctor has many patients and test results to wade through, the fact that I get them first without the help of my doctor’s wisdom? For me, this is alarming. I am already prone to hypochondria; medical test results are a kind of kryptonite for me, especially if they appear on a chart which highlights results that are out of the norm, even if they are only a little off. Often, results like that are fine, and a health professional can provide that wise perspective. But for me? I am not a health professional. I see numbers that are too low or too high on my bloodwork (or anything), and I freak out.
I realize I am weird this way. I told my friend how terrible this was, that my phone could beep and alert me with potentially life altering health news while I’m enjoying tea and eggs at my kitchen table in the morning, and she looked a little confused. “Huh,” she said. “That wouldn’t bother me.”
I had a routine mammogram this week.








